Some Cynical Remarks

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As i hav sm idea n feelings 2 write but i dun wan 2 write...
Coz i dun wan 2 go emo...
Actually is juz me lazy 2 write..hihi
I'll post sm cynical remarks i got fr a school magazine..hope y'all enjoy:)

Cynical Remarks:

*Honesty is the best policy unless you are a remarkably good liar.

*Always do right-it will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

*The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole.

*The one who can smile when things go wrong has found someone he/she can blame it on.

*For working folks, the brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment they get up in the morning and does not stop until they walk into the office.

*Success is a matter of luck-ask any failure.

*A successful man is one who can make more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find one such man.

*3 ages of a person: youth, age and "you are looking wonderful". Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

*It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job, it's a depression when you lose your own.

*The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the large amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing.

*A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.

*Doctor-the heir of a sick person.

*"Occasional flashes of silence makes a conversation with you perfectly wonderful."

*To a pregnant friend who had just given birth:" Congrats, we know you 'had it in you'."

*Anyone who claims he can see through women is missing a lot.

*Ladies:"Never trust a husband too far nor a bachelor too near."